Meet our bartenders
Shawna
Shawna is our latest addition and she works on Monday nights and Saturday, Sunday, and Monday days. Outside of work she likes to sleep, drink, and be merry (which she usually is when she is drinking) and her favorite things about bartending are people watching and $$$$$$$!! Her only downfall is that she is an aggie, but she's really cute anyway.
Lily
Lily (and Heather and Kristin and Paul) has been at the Turtle since day one. Outside of work she likes to sleep, shop, and "enjoy life." Her favorite things about bartending are the money, the people, and having some power (oh yeah). Lily has a weird habit of eating entire lemons with salt on them (you really have to see it to believe it). She works Monday, Tuesday and Thursday days.
Kristin
Kristin is a student at Incarnate Word majoring in something really cool! She is crazy, laughs like a little girl, and loves her job like most people love sex. She works on Wednesday and Saturday nights and Friday days.
Heather
Heather is hot, fine, and 29 (just ask her!). She works at the Turtle on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday nights (TTS), and Wednesday days. She is a total Turtle girl; she loves to hang from the rafters topless and talks more people into it than is safe. Ask her about her first pub crawl....
Josh
Josh likes long walks on the beach and to engage in fornication (can I say that?) with girls (right…) and drinking at his bar. His favorite things about working at the Turtle are drunk girls in skirts and free movie passes. He works on Thursday, Friday & Saturday nights.
Jeremiah
Jeremiah works Saturday nights w/Kristin (lucky, lucky man). He is getting his masters @ UIW, is an avid soccer player, and likes twirling his barkey around his finger (dude, so I concur about the twirling).
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